theDate= new Date();var day = theDate.getDate();var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + theDate.getYear();var numquotes = 31;quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);quotes[1] = "He who builds his house with deceit shall leave to his children sorrows; and he who fails to make his household tranquil shall bequeath the wind to his children; and the fool shall be servant to the wise.  Proverbs 11:29";quotes[2] = "Every man who comes to me and hears my words and does them, I will show you what he is like.  He is like a man who built a house and dug deep, and laid its foundations upon the rock; and when the flood came, it beat upon that house and could not shake it; for its foundation was lid upon a rock.  Luke 6:47-48";quotes[3] = "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom you will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the river Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land your dwell; but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.  Joshua 24:15";quotes[4] = "Except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain who build it; except the Lord keep the city, the watchmen stay awake in vain.  Psalms 127:1";quotes[5] = "Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.  Robert Louis Stevenson, in An Apology for Idlers";quotes[6] = "Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, at all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can.  John Wesley";quotes[7] = "The republic is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind.  THOMAS JEFFERSON";quotes[8] = "When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, an hundred.  THOMAS JEFFERSON";quotes[9] = "a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man  e.e. cummings";quotes[10] = "If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone.  A man ... should keep his friendships in constant repair.  Samuel Johnson";quotes[11] = "There can be no fifty-fifty Americanism in this country.  There is room here for only 100 per cent Americanism, only for those who are Americans and nothing else.  THEODORE ROOSEVELT";quotes[12] = "I heartily accept the motto, ?That government is best which governs least?; and I should like to see it acted up to more rapidly and systematically.  Carried out, it finally amounts to this, which I also believe, -- ?That government is best which governs not at all.'  Henry David Thoreau";quotes[13] = "If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves.  We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards.  Samuel Johnson";quotes[14] = "But the fruits of the Spirit are love, joy, peace, patience, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, self-control; there is no law against these.  EPISTLE OF PAUL TO THE GALATIANS 5:22-23";quotes[15] = "Life in abundance comes only through great love.  Elbert Hubbard";quotes[16] = "Be angry, but sin not; and let not the sun go down upon your anger; and do not give the devil a chance.  THE EPISTLE OF PAUL TO THE EPHESIANS 4:26-27";quotes[17] = "Be angry and yet sin not; commune with your own heart and meditate upon your bed.  Psalms 4:4";quotes[18] = "A righteous man considers the cause of the poor; but the wicked has no understanding to regard it.  Proverbs 29:7";quotes[19] = "Do not imitate the way of the world, but be transformed by the renewing of your minds, that you many discern what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.  THE EPISTLE OF PAUL TO THE ROMANS 12:2";quotes[20] = "I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall I?ll never see a tree at all.  Ogden Nash";quotes[21] = "If a man has a talent and cannot use it, he has failed.  If he has a talent and uses only half of it, he has partly failed.  If he has a talent and learns somehow to use the whole of it, he has gloriously succeeded, and won a satisfaction and a triumph few men ever know.  Thomas Wolfe";quotes[22] = "Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.  It is not something to be waited for; but, rather something to be achieved.  William Jennings Bryan";quotes[23] = "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.  Theodore Roosevelt";quotes[24] = "The chief foundations of all states, new as well as old or composite, are good laws and good arms; and as there cannot be good laws where the state is not well armed, it follows that where they are well armed they have good laws.  Machiavelli";quotes[25] = "The mad mob does not ask how it could be better, only that it be different.  And when it then becomes worse, it must change again.  Thus they get bees for flies, and at last hornets for bees.  Martin Luther";quotes[26] = "If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world, and that his heart is no island cut off from other lands, but a continent that joins to them.  Francis Bacon";quotes[27] = "There is no future in any job.  The future lies in the man who holds the job.  George Crane";quotes[28] = "Opportunity...often it comes in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat.  Napoleon Hill";quotes[29] = "The price of success is perseverance.  The price of failure comes cheaper.  Anonymous";quotes[30] = "Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.  Horace";quotes[31] = "I contend that dishonesty will create a failure force that often manifests itself in other ways - ways not apparent to the outside observer.  Joseph Sugarman";
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